Drown me in the ocean,

And feed me to the sharks.

I pushed a Japanese woman in Yokohama,

Cheated on my wife on the sly.

Choking on greasy sushi,

I spotted her in a restaurant.

And fell head over heels along the way,

I had the Japanese woman in the back room.

In the crowded subway in Kyoto,

And in a Tokyo hotel on the sly.

That love, you know, it's something!

Near Fuji when naked!

In the Shogun's palace chamber,

Under the mighty barrel on the Mikasa.

At a buffet in a cruise regatta,

Crawling under the table in the canvas.

That Japanese woman got under my skin,

And wrapped me around her finger herself.

I swear to you, I'm not lying!

Your soul!

And my wife, forgive me, damn!

So I'm guilty, well go ahead and blame me,

For cheating on the side.

Feed me fugu fish,

And feed me to the sharks.

Kiselev A.A.

05/18/2017