RomancePunishmentHumoradmin·2 min readOn the ballsHere's a guy! He used to laugh at girls,Mocked them, made fun of them,But after getting kneed in the ballsHe groans, curled up,Holding onto his balls.And those he had so recently offendedWiped their...35 viewsRating 1.0Read moreOpen story
VoyeursKinksFantasyHumoradmin·4 min readWill you surprise a prostitute?Will you surprise a prostitute? — Lera, how long have you been doing this? — About five years, I guess. Around that... — Ever thought about quitting? — Quitting? And how would I pay the rent then?...1.3K viewsRating 5.0Read moreOpen story
CheatingCasual sexKinksHumoradmin·6 min readInsulted a womanMy wife and I decided to go to "16 Tons" with Timur and Inna on Saturday. They are a pleasant couple, and time with them usually passes easily and sometimes quite fun. And they invited two more,...1.5K viewsRating 1.8Read moreOpen story
Casual sexHumoradmin·2 min readCongratulations on...CONGRATULATIONS ON ... (three sources, three components of an SMS – ism: New Year, February 23rd, March 8th) On February 23rd, I received 7 SMS – okay, with congratulations. One from a colleague, one...939 viewsRating 2.8Read moreOpen story
Humoradmin·2 min readEpiphany DivinationsEpiphany Fortune-Telling Views 771 — Once on Epiphany evening, the maidens would tell their fortune.They'd take a shoe off their foot and throw it over the gate..." And at that time, along the fence...782 viewsRating 1.0Read moreOpen story
CheatingVoyeursCasual sexHumoradmin·25 min readHorned ObserverAll happy families are alike, each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. This is what Count Lev Nikolaevich wrote, it seems. And he added: “Everything was mixed up in the Oblonskys’ house...” In...4.6K viewsRating 4.4Read moreOpen story
YoungVoyeursCasual sexHumoradmin·15 min readPornographic film shootingMy name is Alexander Konoplev. I am now a grown man, who married successfully at 35 and has the full range of family concerns related to raising my own offspring, but we live harmoniously in the...2.3K viewsRating 3.0Read moreOpen story
ClassicKinksHumorNikola·3 min readUnfailingThere are people who can't refuse anyone's various requests, and relatives, friends, and basically everyone who interacts with them take advantage of this. I count myself among such pushovers. I'll...2.1K viewsRating 3.6Read moreOpen story
Submission & humiliationPunishmentHumoradmin·4 min readRape in a train compartmentMy wife and I decided to go visit my parents. Well, we decided and off we went. Luckily, it wasn't too far, just a few hours by train. But somehow, maybe from boredom on the train or for some other...6.2K viewsRating 1.6Read moreOpen story
IncestVoyeursVirginity lossHumoradmin·9 min readNo obstacle to amusement.(author – Villy Es, the funniest erotic writer)1.Bread kvass splashed out of the ladle. Steam billowed over the hot stove like over a witch's cauldron: – Psh – shu – u!!.Serafim Ivanych Boldyrev,...1.9K viewsRating 3.1Read moreOpen story
AnalAnal sexGroup sexHumoradmin·9 min readSuch a cool business tripThis story began and continued in those glorious times of developed socialism, which those who haven't found their niche or opportunities now speak of with sheer awe. Jobs were a dime a dozen,...6.4K viewsRating 4.3Read moreOpen story
ClassicKinksHumorNikola·2 min readMe, my wife Olga, and our friend GermanThis story won't have any extraordinary fucking scenes; it simply describes the relationship between a husband—that is, me, whose only merits were a 17 cm dick with a 5 cm girth and a large glans,...3.5K viewsRating 3.4Read moreOpen story